~Ice Breaker~

°Thor°
*blinks even more confused now*
Me? With all due respect, my king, I have by far not such a good sense of clothes than you have..
*looks at the clothes nervously*
*is patted*
*nods obeyingly*
Alright..
*looks through the dresses*
The dress I like the most..
*mumbles as he looks at them carefully*
*feels quite burdened since he really haven't ever payed attention to these kind of things*
Stunning on a blond woman..?
*stops and stares at a bright red dess with gold floral patterns on the long sleeves and a lion embroidered on the sides of the dress, for a while*
*slowly reaches for it*
This... one..?
*asks insecure*

°Loki°

*Loki keeps smiling to himself, nearly grinning evilly but still having himself a bit under control, he really would have so much fun; he watched how Thor really took his order seriously and snickers silently on how innocent the blond man was, as the other finally made his choice, Loki was quiet impressed by the good taste Thor proves, even though Loki would have taken a green and not red dress but red stood for a king or queen and was a royal color so it fits quiet well*

Well, well it really is a stunning dress, beautiful patterns...yes I think this is just excellent. Want to try it on? You will have to wear it.

*now he was openly smirking and his feet dangled happily down the table*

I will need a beautiful maiden at my side when I enter the wedding party, but she should be mysterious and bewitch everyone with her beauty right? Since my illusions face as soon as someone touches them I need someone real...and you Thor will help me. You will wear this dress and I will model for my spell. Oh this will be so funny~

*now Loki really had lost it, he was clapping his hands and grinning wide at his own mischievous plan, it was all perfect in his mind, he wouldn´t have to find himself a girl and didn´t have to make false promises to her, Thor would accompany him and he would even feel rather comfortable with him, it was all planned well, only Thor had to follow his plan now*

°Loki°

*Loki had to laugh at the expression Thor makes as he hears the complete plan, his laugh sounding through the room like the clear sound or dripping water and birds singing to welcome the spring, he indeed was happy for the moment; as Thor smiles back at him his heart nearly skips a beat and he tries to catch himself again, clearing his throat*

Oh I will make it fit. With a needle and some magic you can do anything to that. Let´s take it and we can go back.
Mh I feel like a midnight snack...we should drop by the kitchen and get some Met too.

*he hops off the table and steps to Thor, carefully taking the dress in his arms, making sure no needle is still stuck somewhere*

I think I have a fitting tiara for this...

*he keeps on mumbling to himself as he slowly makes his way back, holding the dress and his scepter*

°Thor°
*chuckles*
Alright, my king, if you say so~
*chuckles*
Sound good too me~.
*grins*
T-T-Tiara?
*shudders as he tries to imagine himself wearing that long red dress and a pretty tiara on his head "Look I'm a pretty princess~ Ahaha~!"*
//Urgh... beautiful and stunning... haha yeah sure! More like emetic..//
*a cold shiver runs down his spine*
*follows you calmly*

°Loki°

*Loki is completely oblivious to Thor´s struggles and just keeps on skipping down the dark hallways, no soul getting in there way, only as he reaches the huge kitchen he can hear rustling and the light is on with fire burning*

Wha-? They must prepare for the wedding tomorrow... Stupid cooks. Well it can´t be helped...

*he turns around to face Thor and puts the dress and his scepter in the other´s arms, he rolls up his sleeves after and cracks his knuckles dramatically, his good mood still very present*

What would you like to eat? I can smell pastry and cake along with...mh must be deer or boar, at least something really good and rare. I think they can spare s a bit

*he chuckles and with the blink of an eye he suddenly disappears, his outlines just shiver and he is invisible; he hadn´t used this spell since he was a kid and always robbed something to eat from the kitchen when he was hungry at night because he stayed up late reading, as a king he would just send his servants but he thought this was more thrilling anyway*

°Loki°

*he just assumes Thor would eat anything he brings him and so Loki sneaks into the still busy kitchen, skilfully sliding past cooks and kitchen boys, here and there his slender fingers take away apples or a fresh made bread and it all dissapears under his shirt where the invisibility is hiding it, the hardest part is to steal the pastry and meat because he can't hide it and it would float in mid air when he takes it, but the people in zlthe kitchen are distracted and so Loki takes a plate full with warm meat and sauce and another one with warm pastry and then makes his way back outside to Thor, holding the plates carefully and trying to be as sneaky as he can to dodge anything and anyone; in the end he manages to get out again without anyone noticing him and he gets visible in front of Thor with the hugest grin he can manage*

Well this was fun. Let's have a feast.

*under his shirt is a huge bulge visible from all the bread and apples he stole so he lools as if he is pregnant*

°Thor°
*waits for Loki*
*already smells the tasty food*
Mhm~ 
*startles as Loki gets visible in front of him*
*looks at the food*
Wow~! Looks delicious~ <3
*chuckles as he sees the bulge*
Should I congrate to the child?

°Loki°

*he smiles dazingly at Thor as the other is impressed by the delicious food he got for them, as Thor comwnts about the child he blinks confused and his gaze drifts down to the bulge under his shirt*

Oh- well and who is the father? I don't remember anything happen in that direction...

*he blinks and shrugs it off, striding towards his chambers, his hand unconciously rwsting under the food inside his shirt so he really looks like a pregnant woman*

I forgot the Met though...but I think I still have a bottle somewhere.

°Loki°

You mean pregnant with food? I do that with books quiet often. But nobody would dare say anything after all.

*he kicks his door open as he arrives and puts the plates on the table before he takes out the bread and apples, brushing crumbs off his stomach*

Thor could you put the dress away and give me my scepter back? Or...no just put it down somewhere that will do too.

*he is oblivious to Thor's thoughts and sits down on the ground to eat from the low table*

And sit with me.

°Thor°
*laughs*
For what are you hiding books?
Or was it porn? 
*laughs softly*
I'm kidding forgive me my king.
*nods*
Yes my king.
*lays the dress over a chair and the scepter onto a table*
*comes to you and sit down next to you*
Mhm~ this smells delicious~ <3

°Loki°

*Loki only stares at Thor in disbelieve for a while as the other implies he is reading porn and that´s why he has to hide the books; of course that isn´t the truth, but the truth isn´t any better because he also has read some books about dark magic and other forbidden stuff and that´s why he was hiding the books but he didn´t have to tell that to Thor, the less the other knew the better*

I don´t have to sink so low to read such things but I guess you grew up in the wrong place so you are forgiven.

*he really had a good night so he didn´t bother much and just took a piece of bread and ate it with some meat and sauce, not waiting for Thor to start eating first, he already was nibbling on a pastry as Thor sat down with him and started eating too*

Well it truly is delicious. But nothing overly special. I think I saw an enormous cake in there but stealing the wedding cake would be a little too much I guess.

°Thor°
Thank you my king.
*starts eating too*
*heaps some meat onto a piece of bread*
*chuckles*
Indeed.

°Loki°

*Loki hums pleased as the good food fills his stomach that was craving for food for so long, with a soft rubling of his stomach, that signals him that he had enough, he gulps down the last piece of meat and wipes his lips with his shirtsleeve*

Mh now where is the Met..?

*he gets up and searches through his cupboards full of books and other stuff till he finds a bottle with golden Met*

Ah there it is.

°Loki°

*he is content that Thor is eating well and when he got the bottle of Met, he opens it and takes a huge gulp before handing it to the blond male*

Ah~ it is a good one. Try it. But not too much, I don´t know what you might have been drinking all your life but this could make you dizzy and I still need you all awake in the morning, not with a headache.

*he sits back down on his armchair, legs draped over one armrest and his back resting against the other, his long legs dangling over the edge and he leans his head back so his raven hair hangs down in silken, black waves*

°Thor°
*takes it with a grin*
Thank you~. I'm actually a quite good drinker...
*takes big glub*
Ah~ Oh this is really good~!
*blinks positively surprised*
*watches Loki fascinated by his beauty*

*rolls the Met bottle between his fingers back and forth*

°Loki°

*Loki chuckles silently as Thor boosts about his drinking abilities and he smiles slightly, the only light in the room being candles and the moons outside in the sky; he never was a drinker himself, only when depression caught up to him or when he needed sleep desperately and then some Met and special herbs could do wonders*

Why are you uneasy? Nervous?

*he can see how Thor rolls the bottle between his fingers and his eyes are fixed on the blond male, nothing else attracting his interest at the moment and so he studies the features of the other man*

°Thor°
Hm?
*blinks at him*
Oh no.. I'm just in thoughts.
*smiles gently*
*his eyes fall onto the dress*
Hm... well maybe I am a bit nervous.
*chuckles*

°Loki°

*Loki follpws Thor's gaze to the dress and he chuckles softly, slowly he gets up and takes the dress in his hands, running his fingers along the patterns on it*

Get up. Let's make it fit on you and then you can sleep for a while.

*he stands in front of Thor in the dim light, motioning the other to get up*

°Thor°
*sighs*
//Geeze.. what did I got into...//
Yes my king.
*stands up and comes to him obeyingly*

°Loki°

*Loki can see how Thor struggles and that makes him just more giddy and more excited, he knows he is torturing his ´slave´ on a complete different level*

Good~

*he slightly pat´s Thor´s arm, noticing how strong the other´s muscles are but not trying to make his reaction visible on is face; he takes the dress and tugs on Thor´s shirt*

Take it off. Your pants too. You can leave your undergarment on though, I don´t want too see that-

//-yet.//

*he smirks slightly, of course he is somehow attracted to the young, handsome blond male who fascinates him and who seems so similar yet different from him*

°Thor°
*follows Lokis hand with his gaze as he tugs on his shirt*
*groans from the inside that he's going to wear a dress but doesn't let it show*
*obeys and takes of his shirt without a further word*
*chuckles silently at Lokis last comment and takes off his pants too*